WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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