bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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