Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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