I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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