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Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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