how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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