I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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