i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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