Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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