Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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