somebody snuck up and got me drunk
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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