it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Who died my cat blue again?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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