I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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