First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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