if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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