Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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