Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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