So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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