he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
operation harelip BJ is a go
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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