i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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