Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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