Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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