i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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