I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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