I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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