All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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