i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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