She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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