I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm too high and old for this...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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