just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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