You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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