Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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