is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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