I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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