as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
