ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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