Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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