I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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