i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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