put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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