this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Less talking, more tequila
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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