i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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