Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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