i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
