Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
