the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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