exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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