Fuck appropriateness.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
