6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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