Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have demons in me.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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