i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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